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\nThank you for coming!\n

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\nIt'll also help with dehydration and tent-related dust inhalation, but won't help much with the ringing ears caused by MC Frontalot's full frontalotal rap assault.","offhand",2,50,"KoL Con IV Slavs",{"_16":17,"_18":68,"_19":69},200,{"_21":70,"_11":71,"_24":72,"_26":73,"_28":74,"_30":75,"_32":76,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":65,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},1409,"Unionize The Elves sign","elfsign",652518773,"This is one of the protest signs being carried by the striking Crimbo Elves. They're apparently sick and tired of being forced to work in sweatshop-like conditions making toys for all of the lazy, unappreciative children of Loathing.","weapon","club",{"_16":17,"_18":78,"_19":79},139,{"_21":80,"_11":81,"_24":82,"_26":83,"_28":84,"_30":85,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},775,"Yeti Protest Sign","yetisign",900411813,"This is a sign with \"Save The Yetis\" written on it in big letters.","use",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_19":87},{"_21":88,"_11":89,"_24":90,"_26":91,"_28":92,"_30":93,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3838,"anniversary burlap belt","burlapbelt",612792894,"This is a belt made of rough, itchy burlap. It's bestowed only on those crazy few adventurers who have played Kingdom of Loathing for seven years! Burlap is the traditional gift for a seventh anniversary, because let's face it, you're bound to get that seven-year-itch. Just don't stand on a sewer grate wearing a flowy skirt, because you'll be arrested for indecent exposure. Happy Anniversary, and holy crap! If your account was a child, he'd be in the second grade!","acc",{"_16":17,"_18":95,"_19":96},227,{"_21":97,"_11":98,"_24":99,"_26":100,"_28":101,"_30":63,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},2074,"anniversary chutney sculpture","chutsculpture",787455549,"This is a small sculpture lovingly crafted out of chutney. It's given as a gift to those with the fortitude to stick around the Kingdom for a full year. Chutney is the traditional gift for first anniversaries because it embodies the past year of new experiences and exotic encounters, much like the combination of mango and spices. Thanks for sticking around, and happy anniversary!",{"_16":17,"_18":64,"_19":103},{"_21":104,"_11":105,"_24":106,"_26":107,"_28":108,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":109,"_53":35,"_54":35},2078,"anniversary concrete fedora","concretehat",691883044,"This is a hat made out of durable, shiny, hefty concrete. It tells the world that its bearer has spent five years in the Kingdom of Loathing!\n

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🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1