HappyWino

RankItemQuantity
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#310Meleegra™ pills31
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#1254Mr. Mediocrebar31
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#7427badass belt1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#736cheap plastic bottle opener9
#767dill43
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#824ghost cucumber49
#156handsomeness potion15
#34hippopotamus skin865
#300jabañero-flavored chewing gum24
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#321lavender polka-dot oyster egg9
#333lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum21
#201mariachi G-string16
#436marzipan skull23
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#192penguin whip1
#387pickle-flavored chewing gum19
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#592puce striped oyster egg4
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1473string of blue beads6
#1869string of green beads3
#1584string of red beads5
#349tamarind-flavored chewing gum21
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#886vinegar30
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 1,292 items total!

what items are this player missing?