| #1404 | Angry Farmer candy | 12 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #229 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 2 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #115 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 5 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #601 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #178 | Milk Studs | 31 |
| #19 | Mint Yulep | 11 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #220 | PEEZ dispenser | 24 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #209 | Swizzler | 27 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #2500 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #216 | bag of W&Ws | 26 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #230 | box of Dweebs | 16 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #21 | drive-by shooting | 4 |
| #378 | herb brownies | 60 |
| #737 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #91 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #347 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #458 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |