| #1405 | Angry Farmer candy | 12 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #229 | Effermint™ tablets | 2 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #114 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 5 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #600 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #176 | Milk Studs | 31 |
| #18 | Mint Yulep | 11 |
| #1960 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #219 | PEEZ dispenser | 24 |
| #2350 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #209 | Swizzler | 27 |
| #1377 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #2501 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #215 | bag of W&Ws | 26 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #230 | box of Dweebs | 16 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #19 | drive-by shooting | 4 |
| #377 | herb brownies | 60 |
| #739 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #94 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #347 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |