| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| 🥉 | disembodied brain | 2,340 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #8 | folder (owl) | 11 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| 🥉 | forbidden sausage | 123 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #7 | lucky cat collar | 202 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #22 | pottery barn owl figurine | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #59 | s'more | 1,335 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #31 | shimmering rainbow sand | 23 |
| #9 | sleeping snowy owl | 1,103 |
| #88 | sneaky wrapping paper | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #115 | stuffed snowy owl | 233 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #8 | wind-up owl | 441 |