Tachyonic Particle

RankItemQuantity
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#59Mer-kin stopwatch1
#24The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#12The Smith's Tome2
#755Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette5
#27Thwaitgold ant statuette13
#24Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette41
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#162Thwaitgold spider statuette14
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#145beautiful rainbow2
#72borrowed time10
#17bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#44bottled day5
#18dead guy's watch2,349
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
#292disembodied smile1
#31fist turkey outline1
#123fudge-shaped hole in space-time1
#60grandfather watch1
#124liquid shifting time weirdness9
#196old school calculator watch1
#23still grill1
#124time halo1
#165time's arrow1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#61twitching time capsule12
#19wristwatch of the white knight5

Wow, that's 2,600 items total!

what items are this player missing?