| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | adder | 33,482 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #194 | punk rock jacket | 2 |
| #101 | red coat | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #146 | smut orc sunglasses | 3 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #125 | tawdry amethyst | 10 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #62 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 11 |
| #127 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #154 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |