| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | adder | 33,482 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #214 | blue grass | 1 |
| #24 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #259 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #638 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #244 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #198 | punk rock jacket | 2 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #2274 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #147 | smut orc sunglasses | 3 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #2784 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4052 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2564 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3239 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2793 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3197 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2553 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2671 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #141 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #126 | tawdry amethyst | 10 |
| #183 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #150 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 11 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #240 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |