| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Third Eye | 7 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #534 | commemorative war stein | 11 |
| #37 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #329 | fancy seashell necklace | 11 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #42 | waterlogged cloth | 34 |
| #41 | waterlogged leather | 35 |
| #65 | waterlogged metal | 18 |
| #38 | waterlogged stuffing | 33 |
| #88 | waterlogged wood | 4 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |