| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #742 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #874 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #508 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #35 | little paper umbrella | 3,400 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #559 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7816 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7005 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6144 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #511 | titanium assault umbrella | 11 |
| #339 | tortoise's blessing | 6 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #104 | turtle totem | 742 |