| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1049 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #884 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #746 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #696 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1639 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2092 | Valentine | 2 |
| #875 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #510 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #35 | little paper umbrella | 3,400 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #559 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1812 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7019 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7030 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6351 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7000 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7778 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #512 | titanium assault umbrella | 11 |
| #339 | tortoise's blessing | 6 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #104 | turtle totem | 742 |