| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 16 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #418 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #362 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #146 | alien drugs | 16 |
| #135 | alien force field disruptor bean | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #2397 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #27 | gamma nog | 104 |
| #148 | government cheese | 20 |
| #83 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #194 | grilled mooseflank | 6 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #37 | neutron lollipop | 51 |
| #115 | nugget of Crimbonium | 41 |
| #157 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #112 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #136 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #435 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #228 | warbear bearserker potion | 2 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #495 | warbear whosit | 54 |
| #76 | yule gruel | 23 |