| 🥇 | 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #182 | Crimbo food scraps | 4 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #212 | Ent cider | 59 |
| #814 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #111 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 97 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #31 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #37 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 9 |
| #159 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #145 | Trainbot optics | 3 |
| #151 | Trainbot plating | 2 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #145 | Trainbot servomotors | 2 |
| #136 | Trainbot slag | 20 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #176 | cinnamon machine oil | 3 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 5 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo platter | 5 |
| #51 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #351 | green beer | 40 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #158 | honey-drenched ham slice | 3 |
| #114 | industrially-crushed ice | 4 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #131 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #152 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 4 |
| #27 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #138 | orange candygram | 6 |
| #33 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #140 | pile of Trainbot parts | 55 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #191 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #64 | severed rocking horse head | 8 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #114 | steamed oyster | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #153 | yellow candygram | 7 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |