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| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #186 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #177 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 6 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #181 | alien drugs | 10 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #8 | bottle of tequila | 25,005 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #135 | government cheese | 24 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #177 | green clay bead | 70 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #826 | green pixel | 17 |
| #213 | green pixel potion | 4 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #8 | pulled green taffy | 523 |
| #37 | pulled orange taffy | 169 |
| #11 | pulled violet taffy | 3,648 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #204 | round green sunglasses | 4 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #480 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 66 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |