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| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #187 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #177 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 6 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #182 | alien drugs | 10 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #8 | bottle of tequila | 25,005 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #287 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #134 | government cheese | 24 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #1417 | green beer | 4 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #179 | green clay bead | 70 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #828 | green pixel | 17 |
| #214 | green pixel potion | 4 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| #743 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #9 | pulled green taffy | 523 |
| #39 | pulled orange taffy | 169 |
| #12 | pulled violet taffy | 3,648 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #206 | round green sunglasses | 4 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #150 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #237 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #530 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #480 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 66 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |