| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2281 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #91 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #132 | bone abacus | 2 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #176 | handful of crafty noodles | 2 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4568 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #104 | throwing spoon | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #266 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |