| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2280 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #92 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #133 | bone abacus | 2 |
| #160 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #176 | handful of crafty noodles | 2 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2223 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #108 | sea lace | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #169 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4576 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4894 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6848 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3824 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4901 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5345 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5353 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4922 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #105 | throwing spoon | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| #222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #264 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |