| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #292 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #10 | french-fry grabber | 2 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #52 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #152 | pie man was not meant to eat | 16 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #63 | tarnished tastevin | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |