| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #10 | french-fry grabber | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #150 | pie man was not meant to eat | 16 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #62 | tarnished tastevin | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |