| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #266 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #22 | chakra malt | 51 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #27 | chakra-mental wine | 51 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #37 | eldritch effluvium | 6,285 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #26 | eldritch ichor | 1,171 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #18 | eldritch scanner | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #21 | hambrosier | 51 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #26 | negative lump | 7,819 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #29 | spiritual candy cane | 6 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |