| 🥈 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 700 |
| #19 | Polysniff Perfume | 112 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #14 | actual reality goggles | 396 |
| 🥉 | airblaster gun | 1,337 |
| #5 | big bass drum | 810 |
| #6 | blood-faced volleyball | 4,096 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #32 | brass gear | 560 |
| 🥉 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 168 |
| #38 | creepy ginger ale | 64 |
| #11 | enchanted handwarmer | 30 |
| 🥉 | giant motorcycle boots | 400 |
| #23 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 300 |
| #7 | hippy bongo | 432 |
| #46 | magicberry tablets | 180 |
| #8 | scorpion whip | 512 |
| #6 | shining halo | 108 |
| #1772 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1410 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1247 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #640 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 34 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #964 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #863 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #16 | weighted paperclip chain | 12 |