| 🥈 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 700 |
| #18 | Polysniff Perfume | 112 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #13 | actual reality goggles | 396 |
| 🥉 | airblaster gun | 1,337 |
| #5 | big bass drum | 810 |
| #7 | blood-faced volleyball | 4,096 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #32 | brass gear | 560 |
| 🥉 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 168 |
| #37 | creepy ginger ale | 64 |
| #11 | enchanted handwarmer | 30 |
| 🥈 | giant motorcycle boots | 400 |
| #22 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 300 |
| #7 | hippy bongo | 432 |
| #46 | magicberry tablets | 180 |
| #8 | scorpion whip | 512 |
| #6 | shining halo | 108 |
| #1764 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1404 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1239 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #638 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 34 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #16 | weighted paperclip chain | 12 |