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| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
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| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
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| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
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| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
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| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
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| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
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| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
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| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
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| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
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| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
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| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
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| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
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| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
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| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
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| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
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| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
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| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #586 | white collar | 1 |
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| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
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| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |