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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #156 | CSA obedience grenade | 8 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #1051 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #86 | Crimbojito | 3 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2407 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #464 | beer bomb | 28 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #557 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #81 | beery blood | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #735 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #369 | chloroform rag | 5 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #263 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #42 | cubic zirconia | 121 |
| #93 | delicious spicy noodles | 5 |
| #838 | dense meat stack | 9 |
| #762 | disease | 5 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #725 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #185 | gold crown | 1 |
| #244 | good brain | 52 |
| #86 | grave robbing shovel | 30 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #589 | lemon | 41 |
| #91 | marshmallow | 898 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #78 | petrified noodles | 2 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #629 | sake bomb | 5 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #81 | valuable coin | 9 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #801 | water pipe bomb | 6 |