| #214 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #156 | CSA obedience grenade | 8 |
| #64 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #86 | Crimbojito | 3 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2405 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #466 | beer bomb | 28 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #559 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #734 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #498 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #369 | chloroform rag | 5 |
| #249 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #43 | cubic zirconia | 121 |
| #93 | delicious spicy noodles | 5 |
| #838 | dense meat stack | 9 |
| #763 | disease | 5 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #724 | flaming crutch | 3 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #244 | good brain | 52 |
| #86 | grave robbing shovel | 30 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #589 | lemon | 41 |
| #91 | marshmallow | 898 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #79 | petrified noodles | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #630 | sake bomb | 5 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #82 | valuable coin | 9 |
| #488 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #802 | water pipe bomb | 6 |