| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #65 | Carpathian longsword | 22 |
| #125 | Instant Karma | 84 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #123 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 500 |
| #42 | Liam's mail | 44 |
| #72 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 19 |
| #75 | Spookyraven signet | 20 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #64 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | burnt snowpants | 16 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #153 | crystalline cheer | 716 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #69 | fleshy lump | 15 |
| #85 | frigid derringer | 16 |
| #623 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #67 | haunted bindle | 19 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #612 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #47 | smoldering bagel punch | 39 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #47 | standards and practices guide | 53 |
| #52 | tie-dyed fannypack | 12 |