Pewt

RankItemQuantity
#184Divine4
#137Gordon Bennett4
#205Mae West4
#236Mon Tiki4
#179Neuromancer4
#119Ol' Scratch's salad fork12
#1002Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#188Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette4
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#155a little sump'm sump'm25
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#788beertini1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
#408burnt flower1
#3274club necklace1
#3285diamond necklace1
#927enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#924fancy opera glasses1
#167gimlet4
#3382heart necklace1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#156mandarina colada4
#26plush alielf1
#15plush alien hamsterpus1
#16plush dogcat1
#15plush ferrelf1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#11plush mutated alielf1
#196prussian cathouse4
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#623salty slug1
#1033sandwich of the gods6
#27soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini44
#3320spade necklace1
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3116stuffed Meat1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#2682stuffed key1
#1967stuffed martini1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3073stuffed mink1
#3113stuffed monocle1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#179stuffed walrus1
#152stuffed yeti1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#133tangarita4
#142teqiwila slammer4
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#16tropical swill35
#148vodka stratocaster4
#391voodoo snuff3
#316white Canadian10
#148yellow brick road9

Wow, that's 305 items total!

what items are this player missing?