| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo crystal shards | 30 |
| #45 | Crimbo dinner | 21 |
| #53 | Crimbosmopolitan | 22 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |