| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1181 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #45 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 25 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #527 | baconstone | 15 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #354 | blue snowcone | 37 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #336 | green snowcone | 46 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #283 | mushroom fermenting solution | 28 |
| #387 | orange snowcone | 36 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #386 | purple snowcone | 38 |
| #356 | red snowcone | 37 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |