| #122 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 21 |
| 🥇 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 257 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #531 | Microplushie: Bropane | 15 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #569 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #362 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 6 |
| #673 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #679 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 9 |
| #427 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 12 |
| #550 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 17 |
| #587 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #589 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #184 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 82 |
| #238 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 63 |
| #276 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 53 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #95 | lost key | 25 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #20 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #60 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |