| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1204 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #187 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 7 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |