| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Hunger™ Sauce | 30 |
| #701 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #22 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 22 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | antimatter wad | 1,000 |
| #12 | chocolate saucepan | 220 |
| #14 | distention pill | 71 |
| #12 | elemental caipiroska | 500 |
| 🥈 | elven hardtack | 23,000 |
| #6 | elven squeeze | 10,000 |
| #20 | essential tofu | 30 |
| #44 | extra-greasy slider | 90 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #156 | grue egg omelette | 21 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #30 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 150 |
| #24 | milk of magnesium | 500 |
| #23 | mojo filter | 125 |
| #69 | munchies pill | 14 |
| #32 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 7 |
| #5 | perfect negroni | 1,366 |
| #7 | powdered gold | 300 |
| #7 | queen cookie | 600 |
| #23 | resolution: be more adventurous | 150 |
| #4 | sausage wonton | 164 |
| #44 | spectral pickle | 513 |
| #15 | spice melange | 31 |
| #12 | synthetic dog hair pill | 91 |
| #40 | time's arrow | 30 |
| #25 | transdermal smoke patch | 200 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |