| #34 | Cloaca grenade | 438 |
| #20 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 330 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #13 | Comma Chameleon egg | 4 |
| #28 | Crimbo stocking | 4 |
| #20 | Dyspepsi grenade | 539 |
| #21 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 204 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #10 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 3 |
| #428 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 6 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #207 | blood flower | 51 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #532 | box of sunshine | 617 |
| #9 | brine | 714 |
| #50 | broken cellular phone | 124 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #52 | can of fake snow | 5 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #114 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 43 |
| #56 | colored-light "necklace" | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #15 | dill | 1,004 |
| #4 | doppelshifter egg | 3 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #21 | ghost cucumber | 990 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #87 | green beer | 178 |
| #24 | herb brownies | 849 |
| #8 | homeless hobo spirit | 3 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #46 | kneecapping stick | 341 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #23 | mafia aria | 994 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #54 | petrified time | 6 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #296 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #21 | scroll of pasta summoning | 672 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #319 | string of blue beads | 35 |
| #265 | string of green beads | 41 |
| #302 | string of red beads | 36 |
| #24 | support cummerbund | 343 |
| #14 | sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #6 | taco shell | 11,077 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #11 | time sword | 3 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic sword | 4 |
| #77 | tree skirt | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #24 | vinegar | 964 |
| #5 | wax lips | 2 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |