| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #214 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 5 |
| #190 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #164 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 8 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #921 | ghost cucumber | 39 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #181 | huge bowl of candy | 5 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1252 | pretty flower | 10 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |