| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #117 | black blade | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #13 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| #14 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 5 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| 🥈 | designer handbag | 1,096 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | fireclutch | 15,278 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #15 | in-the-box spring shoes | 4 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #22 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #75 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 73,578 |
| #124 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #18 | void shard | 1 |
| #89 | warehouse key | 10 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #32 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |