| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #872 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |