| #360 | "DRINK ME" potion | 28 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1235 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #167 | FDKOL hotcakes | 37 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #20 | Lobos Mints | 67 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #516 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 18 |
| #532 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 16 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #302 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 42 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #89 | big bundle of chamoix | 3 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #242 | blind-packed capsule toy | 35 |
| #324 | bottle of bubbles | 33 |
| #28 | bottle of fire | 1,380 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #34 | bubble-wrap simulator | 60 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #767 | dill | 43 |
| #1239 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #109 | drop of water-37 | 125 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
| #10 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #15 | fireman's helmet | 3 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #440 | fudgecule | 2,506 |
| #30 | fudgecycle | 7 |
| #938 | ghost cucumber | 37 |
| #86 | giant green gummi bear | 3 |
| #85 | giant red gummi bear | 3 |
| #85 | giant yellow gummi bear | 3 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #87 | green drunki-bear | 9 |
| #499 | green gummi ingot | 44 |
| #224 | grouchy restless spirit | 100 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #75 | king cookie | 3 |
| #53 | knight cookie | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #172 | kumquat supersucker | 3 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #689 | lollipop stick | 15 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #173 | love song of disturbing obsession | 30 |
| #152 | love song of icy revenge | 30 |
| #177 | love song of naughty innuendo | 30 |
| #172 | love song of smoldering passion | 29 |
| #157 | love song of sugary cuteness | 30 |
| #172 | love song of vague ambiguity | 31 |
| #129 | lunar isotope | 420 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #199 | molten brick | 56 |
| #142 | pear supersucker | 3 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #95 | red drunki-bear | 7 |
| #495 | red gummi ingot | 44 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1021 | roll of toilet paper | 44 |
| #53 | rook cookie | 2 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #161 | smoking grass | 570 |
| #48 | soul doorbell | 9 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #343 | spectral pickle | 40 |
| #146 | strawberry supersucker | 3 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #109 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #73 | thermos of brew | 6 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #595 | twinkly wad | 71 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #360 | whisker pencil | 14 |
| #180 | wind-up meatcar | 65 |
| #74 | yellow drunki-bear | 10 |
| #478 | yellow gummi ingot | 51 |