| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #711 | Go-Wassail | 13 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 11 |
| #11 | candy cane candygram | 5 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |