| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #713 | Go-Wassail | 13 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 11 |
| #11 | candy cane candygram | 5 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |