| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #55 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |