| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #101 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 19 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo paste | 69 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #640 | Go-Wassail | 19 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #45 | Racisto Ruidoso | 9 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #63 | Swizzler | 276 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #45 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 18 |
| #738 | box of sunshine | 400 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #344 | crystalline cheer | 104 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #401 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #368 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #803 | fudgecule | 302 |
| #495 | green gummi ingot | 44 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #71 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 65 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #492 | red gummi ingot | 44 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #150 | roll of toilet paper | 740 |
| #182 | rose | 7 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #60 | temperance whiskey | 6 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #561 | warbear whosit | 14 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #506 | yellow gummi ingot | 42 |