| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #101 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 19 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo paste | 69 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #642 | Go-Wassail | 19 |
| #360 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #45 | Racisto Ruidoso | 9 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #65 | Swizzler | 276 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #46 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 18 |
| #739 | box of sunshine | 400 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #218 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #126 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #353 | crystalline cheer | 104 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #403 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #293 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #369 | frigid fudgepuck | 7 |
| #806 | fudgecule | 302 |
| #499 | green gummi ingot | 44 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #76 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 65 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #342 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #495 | red gummi ingot | 44 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #150 | roll of toilet paper | 740 |
| #188 | rose | 7 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #858 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #173 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #60 | temperance whiskey | 6 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #558 | warbear whosit | 14 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #509 | yellow gummi ingot | 42 |