| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #161 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 7 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | baconstone | 16 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #437 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #219 | blue class ring | 17 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #359 | bunny liver | 16 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1130 | dill | 13 |
| #619 | empty agua de vida bottle | 178 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #745 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #257 | love song of disturbing obsession | 6 |
| #263 | love song of icy revenge | 2 |
| #311 | love song of smoldering passion | 2 |
| #264 | love song of vague ambiguity | 4 |
| #78 | pec oil | 25 |
| #144 | peppermint sprout | 6 |
| #867 | porquoise | 8 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #687 | red class ring | 8 |
| #166 | returned Thinknerd package | 2 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #237 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 15 |
| #302 | warbear helm fragment | 5 |
| #212 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 5 |
| #298 | warbear trouser fragment | 5 |
| #478 | worthless gewgaw | 7 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |