Evil Muffin

RankItemQuantity
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1453anniversary gift box3
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#131handful of confetti212
🥇irate sombrero12,405
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1

Wow, that's 12,627 items total!

what items are this player missing?