| 🥇 | BRICKO egg | 133 |
| #8 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 3 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | New Age healing crystal | 587,237 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty meat tank | 1,111,111 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| 🥇 | shiny butcherknife | 5,670 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |