| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #156 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #274 | discocktail | 6 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #193 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |