| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #55 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 69 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 7 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 3 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #63 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 10 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 5 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #256 | D roll | 15 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #186 | Friendliness Beverage | 25 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #227 | New Zealand iced tea | 27 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #116 | Strix stix | 23 |
| #81 | TI-9000 calculator | 37 |
| #94 | Z-Bone steak | 30 |
| #230 | alien drugs | 5 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #173 | blue grass | 3 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #160 | flask of mining oil | 12 |
| #187 | flask of tainted mining oil | 30 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #97 | gladiator tunica | 4 |
| #116 | glass of herbal tequila | 18 |
| #84 | gold tooth | 7 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #251 | government cheese | 2 |
| #31 | half double fruitcake | 2 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #119 | hamlet sandwich | 60 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #157 | high-energy mining laser | 8 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #217 | jive turkey leg | 2 |
| #159 | kiwi beak | 6 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #203 | legitimate business on the beach | 6 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #40 | miniature life preserver | 2 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #78 | nastygeist | 30 |
| #122 | non-aged vinegar | 19 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #140 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #89 | outlaw bandana | 5 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tailings | 278 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #72 | pocket ace | 5 |
| #83 | portable table | 12 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #205 | radiation-resistant helmet | 5 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #148 | rattler rattle | 3 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #173 | rose | 10 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #98 | salt wages | 57 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #123 | shot of mescal | 17 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #82 | sleeve deuce | 84 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #154 | space junk | 11 |
| #158 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #97 | tarnished bottlecap | 20 |
| #155 | throwing candy | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #80 | unused soap | 27 |
| #111 | vampire pellet | 2 |
| #80 | viral DNA | 37 |
| #76 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 85 |
| #104 | warbear battery | 25 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #55 | warbear whosit | 4,657 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #135 | whiskey in a broken glass | 14 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |