| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #429 | Go-Wassail | 41 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #122 | NPZR chemistry set | 50 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #15 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 70 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #537 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 17 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #136 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of bubbles | 23 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #373 | empty agua de vida bottle | 545 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #475 | jerky coins | 41 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #80 | lemonade marble | 3 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #381 | pack of pogs | 51 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #646 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #584 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #505 | wind-up meatcar | 15 |