| #431 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Bropane | 6 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #462 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #478 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 19 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #600 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 13 |
| #612 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #351 | Red Rover BB gun | 10 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #281 | garish pinky ring | 16 |
| #445 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | peanut brittle shield | 18 |
| #332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #1258 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #1294 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #632 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #1398 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #1223 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #271 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 29 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #964 | stuffed key | 48 |
| #293 | stuffed martini | 33 |
| #1399 | stuffed mind flayer | 37 |
| #678 | stuffed mink | 68 |
| #606 | stuffed monocle | 78 |
| #1624 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #1658 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1369 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1097 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #618 | stuffed teddy butler | 78 |
| #566 | stuffed tin of caviar | 83 |
| #1186 | stuffed treasure chest | 33 |
| #1087 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |