| #432 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #429 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #725 | Microplushie: Bropane | 6 |
| #701 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #627 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #465 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #481 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 19 |
| #635 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #603 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 13 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #535 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #350 | Red Rover BB gun | 10 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #475 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1155 | club necklace | 6 |
| #911 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #283 | garish pinky ring | 16 |
| #445 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #190 | peanut brittle shield | 18 |
| #331 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1105 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #568 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #673 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 65 |
| #1263 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #1297 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #635 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #1403 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #1224 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #272 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 29 |
| #1237 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1899 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #968 | stuffed key | 48 |
| #295 | stuffed martini | 33 |
| #1401 | stuffed mind flayer | 37 |
| #683 | stuffed mink | 68 |
| #610 | stuffed monocle | 78 |
| #1626 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #1663 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1369 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1098 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #622 | stuffed teddy butler | 78 |
| #567 | stuffed tin of caviar | 83 |
| #1187 | stuffed treasure chest | 33 |
| #1091 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |