| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #100 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 8 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #95 | BGE pocket calendar | 7 |
| #111 | BGE temporary tattoo | 7 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #27 | Herring Wallbanger | 4 |
| #29 | Herringtini | 4 |
| #322 | PEEZ dispenser | 3 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #50 | Red Pill | 7 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #640 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #729 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #198 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 4 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #421 | baggie of powdered sugar | 42 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #279 | blind-packed capsule toy | 22 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #490 | coconut shell | 64 |
| #896 | disassembled clover | 21 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #12 | elven cellocello | 631 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #399 | fudgecule | 3,120 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #10 | glimmering penguin feather | 18 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #744 | herringcello | 24 |
| #569 | little paper umbrella | 61 |
| #519 | magical ice cubes | 50 |
| #374 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #88 | paperclip | 597 |
| #24 | penguin focaccia bread | 221 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #195 | possessed tomato | 2 |
| #89 | powdered candy sushi set | 10 |
| #616 | pretty flower | 108 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #216 | squirming egg sac | 68 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #177 | sturdy cane | 2 |
| #835 | sweet mochi ball | 4 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #39 | unstable quark | 34 |
| #181 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #127 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 56 |
| #405 | warbear battery | 3 |
| #9 | warbear bearserker mead | 45 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #25 | warbear feasting mead | 23 |
| #389 | warbear whosit | 185 |