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| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #26 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 32 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 8 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 22 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 21 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 21 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #338 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 521 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #11 | antique beer | 45 |
| #21 | bottle of Crimbognac | 28 |
| #115 | d10 | 5 |
| #142 | d12 | 3 |
| #122 | d20 | 3 |
| #105 | d4 | 1 |
| #93 | d6 | 4 |
| #111 | d8 | 3 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #128 | gooified animal matter | 19 |
| #169 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #231 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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