| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #156 | Hollandaise helmet | 61 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #161 | Nuclear Blastball | 9 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #151 | blood of the Wereseal | 6 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #542 | chaos butterfly | 213 |
| #19 | chaos popcorn | 90 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #498 | disco ball | 63 |
| #490 | disco mask | 57 |
| #130 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #95 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
| #76 | figurine of an armored seal | 5 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #466 | hellseal claw | 21 |
| #407 | hellseal whisker | 25 |
| #566 | helmet turtle | 63 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #130 | mariachi hat | 82 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #11 | octopus's spade | 29 |
| #817 | old sweatpants | 67 |
| #799 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #143 | paint bomb | 4 |
| #349 | pasta spoon | 76 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | plain brown wrapper | 5,709 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #391 | ravioli hat | 64 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #571 | saucepan | 65 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #339 | seal-clubbing club | 108 |
| #187 | seal-skull helmet | 104 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #451 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3 |
| #431 | slimy sweetbreads | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #539 | stolen accordion | 62 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #352 | turtle totem | 119 |
| #149 | willyweed | 4 |
| #778 | yellow candy heart | 12 |