| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #269 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,315 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #393 | dense meat stack | 273 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #23 | meat paste | 6,880,209 |
| #228 | meat stack | 239 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling worm | 12 |