I Stab People

RankItemQuantity
#96Crimbo stocking1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#61Time Juice8
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#997cheap toaster2
#2880grue egg6
#38mauve striped oyster egg57
#22tiny plastic stab bat1,154
#48wad of dough2,222

Wow, that's 3,452 items total!

what items are this player missing?