| #679 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #402 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #664 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #242 | FDKOL hotcakes | 15 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #506 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #144 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 10 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #32 | bottle of fire | 1,139 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| đ„ | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | corrupted data | 724 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #152 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #491 | fudgecule | 1,775 |
| #258 | guy made of bee pollen | 12 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #221 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 10 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #523 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #90 | smoking grass | 929 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #63 | spectral pickle | 376 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #24 | squirming egg sac | 637 |
| #161 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #152 | voodoo snuff | 10 |