| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #242 | FDKOL hotcakes | 15 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #145 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 10 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #32 | bottle of fire | 1,139 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | corrupted data | 724 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #153 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #489 | fudgecule | 1,775 |
| #256 | guy made of bee pollen | 12 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #220 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 10 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #522 | jerky coins | 35 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #91 | smoking grass | 929 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #62 | spectral pickle | 376 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #24 | squirming egg sac | 637 |
| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #152 | voodoo snuff | 10 |