| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #678 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #328 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #568 | Crimbo fudge | 18 |
| #423 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 25 |
| #102 | FDKOL commendation | 7,404 |
| #115 | Frosty's frosty mug | 16 |
| #327 | Go-Wassail | 55 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #232 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #75 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #26 | corrupted data | 818 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #289 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #9 | drop of water-37 | 3,000 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #136 | extra-greasy slider | 18 |
| #149 | frigid fudgepuck | 29 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #532 | fudge lily | 6 |
| #497 | fudgecule | 1,739 |
| #582 | ghost cucumber | 78 |
| #480 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #2880 | grue egg | 6 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #145 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 16 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #434 | jerky coins | 45 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #54 | molten brick | 221 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #134 | smoking grass | 679 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #69 | spectral pickle | 364 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #23 | squirming egg sac | 671 |
| #156 | superheated fudge | 29 |
| #80 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 13 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #87 | voodoo snuff | 16 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |