| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1005 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #682 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #687 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4839 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |