| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #686 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |