EDS Smash

RankItemQuantity
#1164-dimensional fez1
#128Bruno's blessing of Mars1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#129Dennis's blessing of Minerva1
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#108banjo kazoo mount1
#152birdbone corset1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#119ghuol ears184
#134hep waders1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#149law-abiding citizen cane1
#378lihc eye39
#250lihc face24
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#111super-absorbent tarp1
#204warbear bearserker potion3
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#233warbear liquid overcoat3
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
#5warbear spiked helm1
#227warbear wardance potion3

Wow, that's 288 items total!

what items are this player missing?