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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7430 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #724 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
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| #2019 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
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