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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| 🥇 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1,346 |
| #2025 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #289 | white chocolate chips | 39 |