| #112 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 38 |
| #779 | Angry Farmer candy | 67 |
| #33 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 447 |
| #34 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 20 |
| #1207 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Eh? | 2 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #151 | abominable snowcone | 146 |
| #184 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 98 |
| #823 | awful poetry journal | 53 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #157 | barbed-wire fence | 50 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #221 | box | 67 |
| #164 | broken cellular phone | 36 |
| #24 | carob chunks | 470 |
| #283 | cornuthaum | 23 |
| #31 | decorative fountain | 426 |
| #340 | disease | 37 |
| #120 | disembodied brain | 38 |
| #793 | disturbing fanfic | 65 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #52 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 278 |
| #37 | filthy corduroys | 354 |
| #33 | filthy knitted dread sack | 399 |
| #84 | flat dough | 115 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #495 | furry fur | 111 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #159 | glowing red eye | 127 |
| #44 | hemp string | 436 |
| #58 | herbs | 1,019 |
| #76 | iron pasta spoon | 123 |
| #228 | kneecapping stick | 73 |
| #169 | large box | 65 |
| #191 | line | 473 |
| #376 | little paper umbrella | 160 |
| #69 | mafia aria | 322 |
| #199 | metallic A | 258 |
| #268 | mind flayer corpse | 59 |
| #18 | necklace chain | 445 |
| #456 | original G | 102 |
| #37 | oyster basket | 499 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #65 | patchouli incense stick | 427 |
| #56 | penguin skin | 3,910 |
| #30 | phat turquoise bead | 333 |
| #157 | phonics down | 613 |
| #167 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 221 |
| #19 | piercing post | 460 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #186 | ridiculously huge sword | 80 |
| #142 | salty dog | 450 |
| #181 | scroll of drastic healing | 547 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #467 | skeleton bone | 79 |
| #183 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 900 |
| #144 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 119 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #178 | star | 462 |
| #114 | star chart | 178 |
| #207 | stone of eXtreme power | 57 |
| #197 | super-spiky hair gel | 533 |
| #117 | support cummerbund | 84 |
| #458 | swashbuckling pants | 8 |
| #25 | tambourine bells | 411 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #369 | tassel | 3 |
| #238 | tiny house | 996 |
| #285 | valuable trinket | 317 |
| #211 | wad of dough | 277 |
| #21 | wad of tofu | 440 |
| #40 | windchimes | 430 |
| #94 | yeti fur | 3,763 |